Ok this gonna be a new add on my walkthoughs, if you dont know i make walkthroughs on youtube theyre kickass you need to watch them and tell your friends!! my channel http://www.youtube.com/user/solidarm23
Review Ratings:
Fuck this bullshit!! - Very Bad!!
WTF! - Bad, with some new aspects that are good
Nothing new - With problems but at least theres a few things going with itRental - Fans of the series or not try to rent this to take a lookFull Price! - Genre fans must buy. Everyone else check it out by renting/borrowing
Better Than Sex!! - Do i really need a description for this!!

Anyway so of every game i do im gonna make a review of it here so lets start with RE5!!, First of all, im a BIG fan of RE series and im sure this will like to some people and others wont but fuck you! is my review!. Ok its been a while since the the last RE comes out! and not everybody took good the new changes of Re4 in my opinion, the change of gameplay of RE4 was AWESOME!! the series really need a change, c´mon like 5 games with the same gameplay and you still want the same, im sure 100% if the gameplay were the same people will bitch about it, but im not gonna get too much into re4 and start with re5, also this review contain spoilers so play first then read this! Story: Ok this is a part that really piss me OFFFFF!!! what the fuck capcom!? all this new history including re4 one was fucking ridiculous, doesnt have any sense and conexion with the older resident evils, in the first opening scene they just go boom!! immediately showing Jill's grave, how? how jill is dead and ahead int he game they show an scene where jill and chris go to the second spencer state to capture wesker but they see wesker already killed spencer, that whole cut scene is just a flashback i would really, REALLY! like to play that part is just like that, same with re4 capcom just puts flashbacks of the really important and resident evil related stuff, they made too much time jumps only cuz they want it looks modern WTF! ok so the next part will be what shadowleggy ( a BIG FAN of RE series and creator of the greatest RE musicals) said which i totally agree! "Where is:
Barry Burton? Rebecca Chambers? Billy Coen? Carlos Olivera? Sherry Birkin? Ark Thompson (lol)? Bruce & Fong Ling? Does Wesker, or some secret Agency still have Steve Burnside? Is he dead or was he really revived? What happened to the T Virus and G Virus? Wesker''s entire mission in Code Veronica was to obtain the T-Veronica Virus. It was made out to be one bad-ass mother-fuckin', rare virus. He got Steve, didn't he? He got a sample, right? So where did that story go to? Even if Steve did die for good, what about this all-powerful virus that was in him? I'm sure there's plenty more questions where those come from? So why can't Capcom at least answer SOME of those questions before just making up even more confusing bullshit?
I know some of the files in RE5 mention the viruses Wesker stole, as well as the fact WHY Umbrella set up in Africa to begin with. But from what I rememeber, Uroboros is made from Plagas and Progenitor virus (correct me if I'm wrong though). So where are all the others? It was a nice attempt to bring some nostalgia told old RE fans but... still is generally unanswered. Not to mention most of the nostalgia is brought back via files... besides Lickers actually, I think ALL old references are in files. I dunno, I know some of the older RE's do some file flashback... but damn, remember CV, the Mansion replica in the Arctic Base? I got chills. It was so cool. And seeing the R.P.D. station in RE3. Actual, physical visits to the past, that's good remeniscing.
RE4 and RE5 are just pathetic reaches at current events, in my opinion. Terrorism? Foreign countries? Sounds a little familiar if you ask me (war on Iraq lol?). Sure, I can understand Capcom wanting to sell out and give into a gameplay style and theme that?ll get them some cash off of brainless, trigger happy kids, sure. I just wonder why they had to pick the RE series to be the sacrificial lamb. As I earlier said, I'm up for new gameplay, it is fun and all. But changing the story like that for such obvious reasons is just mind boggling. Then again, it's not even the same writing team, so I guess it's not at fault of the original people. Hell, the original writer of RE himself shook his head in shame over the turn this series has taken? That's gotta say SOMETHING to you people XD
Moving on to more history butt-fucking... the Wesker thing. Hones-fuckin-ly. Les Infantes Terriblesese lefook? Wow. Wowwww. I could of sworn Wesker was just an ordinary human at first... a power-hungry douchebag with some smarts, but normal nonetheless. Til he injected the virus into himself, anyway. So he's part of some Umbrella experimantation, he didn't find out til Spencer told him in RE5 and... yeah. No kidding he didn't know. Because the creators of Resident Evil back in the day didn't even fucking know! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE SPUR OF THE MOMENT MADE UP HORSE SHIT! :D!!!!!!!!! Just... the whole fact that Wesker was apparently raised in some Umbrella lab, with a bunch of other kids nabbed away from their parents... all named 'Wesker' and given some 'inner desire to seek out Spencer' really kills his character. It gives fan-girl-twats reason to be like AWW WHAT A SAD DISTURBED PAST! No, just no. Wesker is just a cold hearted bastard, fuck all this dramatic past bullshit. It really doesn't bother me that he died (possibly), but the final battle was a fucking joke. Sheva shooting a rocket? Bitch please. Fuck off already."
She is damn right!! also the incorporation of sheva on the history that was bullshit! seriously who is this bitch what did she did huh? nothing shes not relevant in the game! i wished Jill was there when se arrived saying Chris all the time "YO ILL BE YOUR PARTNER YOU CANT COUNT WITH ME, DOESNT MATTERS I MET YOU ONE DAY AGO BUT YOU HAVE FUCKING MUSCLES" Jill will kick your fucking ass BITCH!! dont you fucking understand Chris doesnt like you!, why you think he always is saying "Jill, wheres Jill, Jill can kick your ass, shes hot, JILLL!"

Its clearly that the incorporation of sheva wasn't planned, they just announce co-op gameplay and realize jill was the bird lady and said "what the fuck we gonna do?!! and booom! sheva arrives plz capcom what the fuck do you thought! it is the LAST game of the saga (i know theres gonna be re6 but capcom announced this one will be the last of the umbrella, chris, jill, wesker history) almost all the great characters of the first game come back but whoaaaaa! jill is bad now, bullshit! last game! Chris and Jill had been there to finish wesker
not fucking dumb big ass sheva i tell you his appearance wasn't planned from the beginning! again another thing that shadowleggy discover!

Is fucking stupid reaaaally stupid they destroy resident evil story!
Story Rate: Fuck this bullshit!!
Gameplay:
like i said, yeah is the same gameplay as Re4, Chris moves exactly the same as Leon, and have the same stuff just a few new melee moves, the camera angle over the shoulder is good i like it it doesnt ruin the fun but yes the scares of know whats gonna be on the next room but you dont need that anymore cuz theres no zombies and scares.
One thing ive heard about people complaining is the "shoot while your moving" the other day a guy ask me if capcom have fixed that bug and i was like "uhmm ok, what bug??" first of all it isnt a bug thats been on the game since always and it really doesnt matter for me same with the typewriters and chapter select people says "ohhh theres no typewriters, dont shoot while you move, stage select, no merchant? this game sucks, it isnt a RE!" yeah thats right this game isnt a RE but it doesnt sucks, the typewriters, the music they play while your saving your progress makes me think you are the only worlds hope and its cool but it doesnt have a great influence on the main gameplay and history for fuck sakes!, the "shoot while your moving bug" its been always in the game and im 100% sure if capcom add that there will be idiots saying "ohh no this is not RE now its an action game, damn capcom! fuck you! its a minimal thing and really i dont care about it.
The stage select is awesome, now i understand why they delete the typewriters now you can play a chapter over and over again on any difficulty when you want! its really great! dont see the problem there.
And! the merchant, the lovely merchant "sigh" I DONT KNOW WHY THE FUCK PEOPLE LIKES THIS CHARACTER!!! IS FUCKING STUPID!! i mean it doesnt have sense a merchant is in the middle of nowhere whit a big group of fucking infected crazy people killing everything! "he is infected" you will say! then why the fuck he doesn't kill me! ah! its an idiot im glad hes out!
Also they add a new inventory in real time, so you need think very good how you admin your stuff and shevas cuz now you dont have time to pause and go to inventory screen and think cuz here there will be lots of foes trying to kill you.
Also another great thing of capcom! like i bitched about it! SHEVA AS A PARTNER!! now they want a game like Army Of Two hell yes!
Now sheva will be with you on your journey and capcom make this mainly to play co-op online or offline with a friend, wich is good but it sucks in single player.
Ive never like this kind of stuff where you have a buddy to always take care about it cuz, no matter what they say, dont matter how much money they put to produce that AI, ALWAYS sucks!! and i like more being lonely i dont need anybody s help, actually in the game i use sheva as my trash can, all the ammo and other shit i give it to there, but no weapons cuz she is dumb as fuck! and suck all the ammo, herbs and sprays you give her, BITCH that things are expensive and very random to find in the game! and you waste them like that! really annoys me i wish theres a button, a cheat even a DLC that lets you put off the AI partner and play all the game alone, it will be WAY better! it looks that capcom never tried this game on pro and single player!! fucking sheva dumbness!
Gameplay Rate: Full Price!
Graphics:
The graphics, i dont have really much to say on this one it has powerful graphics, animations, light effects, shadows the graphics are purely awesome! one of the bests of this generations, my walkthroughs are not in HD and the graphics still looks great!.
Something that let me thinking, do you remember when capcom sais that when you are playing and get out of a dark zone and enter on a bright day light zone the screen will get blurred like in the real life, well that doesn't happens but doesn't matter cuz the graphics still very kickass perfect score!
Graphics Rate :Better Than Sex!!
Enjoyment :
This game isnt long is really short in my first play thru on veteran i did it on 6 hours 34 minutes so it isnt long enough but! it haves too many reasons for replay it again, unlockables, new weapons, throphies, the mercenaries mode which is awesome and really fun playing on co-op, get S rank, difficulties, etc. Theres too many reason to play it again so yeah the enjoyment is high here. But FFS!! dont buy the Versus Mode!!! you already have it on your discs! is called THE MERCENARIES!!! fuck capcom!
Enjoyment Rate: Better Than Sex!!
Conclusion:
Well yeah this game is really awesome and fun i enjoy it to much have finished like 6 times right now, but like i said the really thing that piss me off about this game is the story is aghhh...
anyway i recommend this game highly to everyone since all people like it, theres no more kids saying "no mom, no resident evil, i dont want even play it :(" now even my cousin of 9 years old wants to play it WTF?! but it is a good game anyway, but still not better than sex for me only because the history. Its my opinion Fuck.
Final Rate:
Full Price!
Thanks for taking the time to read this boring and stupid review though :) remember to visit my channel also
http://www.youtube.com/user/solidarm23
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